THE BATTALION.
LClflflTED.
A mustache—Pittuck.
A face—Dimriddie.
A room-mate—Bruce.
A sweetheart—Bittle, A.
A pair of straight legs—Benchey.
Ditto—Joe Full Bend.
Dancing lessons—Todd.
To do away with Shunk—Fowler.
Clean clothes from the laundry-—The
Corps.
A sergeantship—Trimble.
To suspend reveille—Fort O.
A new shape—Dan.
A few dollars and more time—First
class.
A knowledge of tactics.—Second class. ■
A place in the foot ball team—Fitz
gerald, B.
To be a tragedian—Matthews.
First class privileges—Jordan and Mc
Millan.
A charter—2 C. N.
A corporalship—Sandy.
Cold weather—Snow.
To be an orchestrian—Dechman.
To go to Hearne—Frog-face.
To be a poet—Fowler.
To know the whereabout* of Gilhooly—
Morse.
January 6, a gun—Fish.
March 15, “Angels to steal them
away.—ex-Fish.
Money—Dramatic Club.
Anti-fat—Parks.
To be pretty—“Aligator” Hill.
Amantotake charge of sugar plan
tation—Ross.
IS
Two first-classmen to ta.ke a course iii
horticulture.—Prof. Price.
An instrument to see through—Har
per.
An instructor in the art of tennis
playing—Winstead and Sims.
To learn some other system of short
hand—Duckett.
The establishment of a pawn shop at
College.—Bittle.
' To meet a nice shapely pair of trous
ers—Dazey.
Rev. Sam Jones for chapel next year
-—Howell.
Did Cali, whip Gilhooly.
“To-morrow is Monday.”
What dpes Sergeant put soap on his
head for?
Where di*. Duckett learn to write
sbort-hand?
Mr. Wilkins, an ex-cadet, paid us a
short visit recently.
O ! She’s too sweet to live. “Indeed.”
How about it Att?
Several of the first-class went in to
hear Sam Jones lecture.
McMillan has turned his attention
from girls to chemistry. Why?
Dr. Francis took a business trip to
Austin during the past month.
What about the misprint Harper made
in the mathematical section room?
What did Harper have in his hand
when he came from the depot the other
day?
Mr. Hollack, Navasota’s popular jew
eler, visited the College recently. His