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OFFICIAL NOTICES
ABSENT STUDENTS.
(official)
The following students who were ab-
sent on the date specified below come
under the following paragraphs of
the absence rule.
March 12,, 1925
Atkinson, L. H.
Blair, L. L.
Bayless, R. E,
Bowen, F. C.
Brown, J. F.
Carey, D. R.
Chiles, W. E.
Crocker, C. G.
Dariel, T. H,
Davis, F. H.
Dillard, C. Y.
Eppright, G. J.
Francis, J. F.
Franklin, G.
Gay, C. M.
Gilley, R. H.
Hail, J. P.
Haslbauer, O. F.
Herring, F. W.
Jackson, W. M.
Jones, W, E.
Jordan, C. H.
Keahey, H. P.
Lewis, M. T.
McGehee, C. D.
Mills, R. V.
Nunez, E.
Odom, J, B.
Owens, R. B.
Powers, W. W.
Perry, D.
Quisenbery, J. C.
Richie, M.
Robinson, J. N.
Smith, J. P.
Stephens, W. M.
Stewart, H. M.
Terrill, R. G.
Umlang, E. E.
Wilcox, Ophelia
Young, W. R.
Fontaine, E. M.
McNeel, A. M.
Schwab, C. T.
Wooldridge, C. E.
Since March 6, 1925
Wilcox, Ophelia
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SWIMMING POOL OPEN
: (officizl)
The Y. M, C. A. swimming pool is
now open, and is kept filled with
warm. water, Arrargements will be
made to accommodate any groups or
parties at any time.
W. H. MATTHEWS,
Y. M. C. A. Secretary.
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ENGLISH SECTIONS.
(official)
1. Students are advised to take no-
tice that in making up term grades
for English 104, 106, 204, 304, 306, 402,
404, and 32 teachers will set due value
upon each student’s habits of speech,
especially his enunciation and pronun-
ciation.
2. Students are reminded that the
following are important conditions of
good pronunciation and enunciation:
(a) Habitual striving—not in class
alone—for clearness, beauty, flexi-
bility, and expressiveness in speech.
(b) Firm, accurate, and clear artic-
ulation, which requires erect posture
of head and body, a relaxed throat,
and free use of tongue, lips, and the
lower jaw. In class work, students
are advised to speak at a moderate
rate—not lazily, but deliberately
enough to make enunciation accurate
and clear.
(¢) For pronunciation, a habit of
using the dictionary and of noting
for frequent reference the correct
pronurciation of words which the
student finds himself to have mispro-
nounced.
GEO. SUMMEY, JR., Head,
Department of English.
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ADMISSION REQUIREMENTS
TO COLLEGE IN YEAR 1940
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er’s mit preparatory to receiving a
hot one from the Professor of Ap-
plied Ins and Outs. But, before the
ball could be shot across the plate
the Registrar came hurrying across
the diamond. He was motioning fran-
tically.
“Calorated canine!” scolded the |
Dean, angry at the interruption.
“Dean,” apologized the Registrar,
“I know it ain’t strictly according
to Hoyle for me to butt in like this
but there’s a guy wants to be ad-
mitted to this college and he seems
kind of phony to me.”
“Did you put him thru the regular
entrance examinations?”
“Uh, huh.”
“How did he do in his plair. and
fancy sprinting?”
“He flunked in both.”
“In batting high one and low ones”
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“Couldn’t hit a barn with a peb-
ble.”
“In throwing for the basket and
in punting the pigskin?”
“Dean, it made my heart bleed to
see how that guy’s education has
been neglected.”
“How about the water tests?” The
breast and overhand strokes?”
Spring-board diving? Under water
floating 7”
“The poor fish couldn’t get a pass-
ing mark in any of them.”
“Perhaps his specialty is appara-
tus work. Did you try him on the
buck, horse and parallel bars?”
“Willing but dumb.”
“Nothing worth while. He said
sumpin’ about honors in latin, math.,
ancient history and english in his hi
school.”
“Please tell the applicant that this
college is a modern institution. The
subjects he mentions are taught to
healthy young men in backward ru-
ral hi schools.He’ll have to pass in
the major requ.rements before we
can consider him.”
“I'm hep, Dean. We don’t want
boobs like him crowdin’ out the fel-
lers who can really benefit by four
years in the college.”
As the Registrar sprinted away the
Dean continued his experiments with
the aid of his colleague, the brilliant
Professor whose course in Pitching
IIT was the talk of the campus—Con-
tributed by a Fish.—The Kangaroo.