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He received a doctorate in dramatic arts from the University of California-Santa Barbara in 1974. Herman has been provost and vice chancellor for academic affairs at the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign since 1998. The school boasts his extensive science, mathematics and education policy experience on various advisory committees and his work to create governmpnt- university-industry partnerships for research. He holds a bachelor’s degree from the Stevens Institute of Technology and a doctorate in mathematics from the University of Maryland. Gramm, a former economics professor at A&M, is retiring from the Senate this year and was widely rumored to want the University’s top job. His wife, Wendy, currently serves on the A&M Board of Regents. Search committee mem bers would not say whether Gramm had applied. Dr. Jerry Gaston, a non-voting member of the committee and A&M system deputy chancellor, said the committee had a list of attributes to con sider, including appreciation of the traditions of A&M and someone who would continue real ing for the goals of Vision 2020. None of the candidates are A&M alumni, 1® A&M President Dr. Ray M. Bowen is only lb fourth president in University history with; degree from A&M. Sippial said candidates were nominated w applied for the position. Herman will visit the A&M campus Marct 24-27; Whitmore will visit March 27-30 a* Gates will visit April 1-4. Gaston said eac! interview is three days of meetings with A&M officials, student groups, community leaders^ former students. “They will be exposed to every level of mem bership of the University community,” G as J® said. “The advisory committee will then sohcij opinions from anyone who wants to give them After the interviews, the advisory comnu® ( will present final evaluations to A&M Sys^ Chancellor Dr. Howard Graves and the Boardc Regents. i « The selection committee was formed inW 2001 after Bowen announced his plan to re® June 30, 2002. A&M faculty, student bodyp® idem, alumni and business executives w A&M ties serve on the committee. WEPMESPAY The Tap Piano Bar w/Bobby D $ 1.00 bar drinks & pints 8-10 $ 3.00 chuggers all night EAT!! DRINK!! LISTEN TO DIRTY SONGS!! 696-5570 Designate * Party Safe * www.tapbcs.com SHOP THE WORLD LAST YEAR: GREECE THIS YEAR: BALI! 2 16 N. 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